"I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you something, not a preacher but we can pray if you want. Ain't a doctor but I can make you feel better, but I'm great at writing these sick love letters. I'm a freak all day, all night, hot, tap, sway boy, out of sight. And I'm crazy all day, all night. Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?" – Beyoncé